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Subject: Church Pew · Posted: 2006-03-15, 11:34am
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A man was sitting quietly in church with his family one fine Sunday morning waiting for the service to begin. Suddenly his nostrils were assailed with a most malicious aroma. He turned to the gentleman sitting directly behind him and queried, "Excuse me but did you just fart", to which the fellow sitting behind replied, "Of course I did you don't think I smell that way all the time do you".
Subject: Re: Church Pew · Posted: 2006-03-20, 05:15am
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hmm, maybe that is why they call it a "pew"
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