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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And next to them, a single red rose.

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order; spotlessly clean, as is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping - Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Jack said "So why is everything in such perfect order, so clean. I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone lady. I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26. Hot breakfast - $4.20. Red rose bud - $3.00. Two aspirin - $.38. Saying the right thing at the right time.....Priceless!



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Because Of Recent Terrorist Activity, It Is Prudent
For Security Reasons To Have A Muslim Name.

So, From Now On, Please Call Me By My New Muslim
Name: Seldom Bin Layed



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According to a news report, a certain school in Streatham, South London was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the Head decided that something had to be done. So she called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the Maintenance man to clean the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no more lip prints on the mirror.



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