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F2C religious rules
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*bump*
Beware the Big Koala. It originated the recursive malapropism when it found itself supernumerary to a specific task and commented, "I think I'm erroneous here". -which it wasn't until it said so, but then it was, -so it wasn't. It also once won a staring contest, with a stuffed cat.
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*bonk*
Stick and Stones may break my bones but Caricatures will cause a riot!
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A few supplementary rules for the religion forum are added.
----------------------------- No monk-wanted-to-be can join in the monastery unless they can sing in a monotone voice and that you can sing in gibberish. The vow of silence must be observed at all time. Don't think I didn't see your lips move, so stop thinking too loud. Preachers required for TV sermon. Experiences are essential. You must know how to milk the followers' life savings dry. Sign up for suicide bombing. Apprentices must complete the test before considered to be eligable. You'll only have one try at this. (Of course. *dry tone*) Each fundamentalist is only allowed to wear ONE underwear for the rest of his/her life, and you can't wash them. Or else you will be destroyed by earthquakes, tornadoes, tidal waves, lightnings, hellfire, brimstones.....and two hard boiled eggs. 
» Post edited 2006-11-25, 01:52pm by storyteller.
Dreams are stories, but my life is just one bad dream. :P
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Isn't the last one a bit tough on the rest of us?
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Yep.
Dreams are stories, but my life is just one bad dream. :P
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Ja. Unecessarily tough and inordinately punative.
Yeah, -the TWO hard-boiled eggs are merely a terrorist plot to introduce Asian bird flu into monasterys. monasterio deliciosia, I'd call it. *reaches for magic underpants* |
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Well i would certainly GET "two hard-boiled eggs" if i couldn't wash my ONE pair of underwear
Stick and Stones may break my bones but Caricatures will cause a riot!
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*no bumping is needed*
Dreams are stories, but my life is just one bad dream. :P
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Feel free to add your own set of rules.
"Storyteller/B.M." ---- Edit note: just shortened the dashed line that was screwing up my display ... ยป Post edited 2006-11-25, 01:38pm by storyteller. _B_ Oh Joy of Joyz --- i've just learned to use a microsukkz new "feature". -- the cut and paste technology stuff-up I suppose that I am now just SO more empowered to use Cumpooterz now that I have enrolled in an Indigenous T.A.F.E. course. Hellow too yerz ahll. *yahn* Greetz and sweetz. Keep the FAITH all-and I'll be checkin' in every now and then. Cheerz. _B_ P.S. greetz to all the Christian Sufis out there too. The Knights of the Temple live on. v Jaques d'Molai will be avenged. _B_ The bad news is that key to the secret of the universe has been lost. The good news is that that the door isn't locked at the moment. Never allow your Karma to run over your Dogma. Try to always outrun your own cliches. Try valiantly to poke fun at Big Koalas whenever possible. (but keep yer hands and arms WELL OUT OF REACH ) Finally, try the practice of LOVE instead of "TRUTH" Cheerz _B_
Beware the Big Koala. It originated the recursive malapropism when it found itself supernumerary to a specific task and commented, "I think I'm erroneous here". -which it wasn't until it said so, but then it was, -so it wasn't. It also once won a staring contest, with a stuffed cat.
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